|Wide Load Wednesday 11/12/14|
I was reading This Article About Big Butts last night, not the entire article though. I had to stop after three paragraphs as I started to feel my brain cells throwing themselves against the inside of my skull. Big butts? Really? I Guess it's time to reinforce all the chair legs. Although this is probably not the most politically correct thing to do, for this contest we are asking you to create images of people or animals with big butts/asses and please keep them clothed. You can use paintings as well as photo images.
Contest Ended: November 21st, 2014
|Smoking Sunday 8/10/14|
I remember as a child going to church on Sunday and then coming home to where my mother would cook a big dinner for the family. After we would finish eating my father would sit in his favorite chair and smoke his pipe. Sometimes I think I can still smell it, a fine blend of cherry and cow dung. For today's contest we ask you to create an image using smoke, any kind of smoke will do.
Contest Ended: August 19th, 2014
|Sit Back Sunday 7/20/14|
It's a lazy Sunday and you don't really want to do much. The dog days of summer are nearly upon us if you're on the northern half of this planet. So, why not make some images showing something relaxing?
Contest Ended: July 27th, 2014
|Terrible Tuesday 7/08/14|
I don't know if you ever like to see bad Photoshop attempts. There are certainly a lot of them out there and there are sites devoted to them. Looking through the many images on this site, there are very few that would ever be seen in the "bad Photoshop" motif. The one that comes to mind is the one that represents a score of 1. Man, I love Hypertaf. So, make a terrible image...let's see if we can get on a site like this one?
Contest Ended: July 17th, 2014
|WTF Wednesday 5/7/14|
How much dang junk mail does one person get in a year? I mean how many times has one of those things ever led to sale? When I collect the mail, I usually walk down to the box, retrieve the contents, and then walk into the garage and deposit half of it in the garbage can. Now I'm at least recycling the paper instead of tossing it in the garbage. But still, why am I being inconvenienced by this stuff? So, do us all a favor and create some images of junk mail.
Contest Ended: May 17th, 2014
|Memory Monday 4/21/14|
There are days when I think I've lost my mind. I'll forget to do stuff. Maybe my brain is going on strike or something. Maybe it's not getting enough exercise. Maybe I should give it some more activity by doing some Sudoku? I'm not really sure any more what I'm talking about. Anyway, your mission in this one is to simply chop brains. Not in real life, but in the digital one.
Contest Ended: May 1st, 2014
|Psychedelic Saturday 4/12/14|
Whoa, dude! I woke up this morning and just said, "Whoa, dude!" I'm not entirely sure why, but I did nonetheless. For this contest, take a photograph and give it a psychedelic feel like the theme image. Groovy.
Contest Ended: April 20th, 2014
|Moody Monday 3/24/14|
When I run out of beer, the fear of God runs through me. Your mission for this contest is to create images that depict any emotion/mood you can conjure up.
Contest Ended: April 3rd, 2014
|Woolly Wednesday 3/19/14|
Make it hairy. Anything. Living or inanimate. Telly Savalas! Sure. Give him a wig. A grenade? Sure, Hypertaf did it. Put on your thinking caps and be the antithesis of a barber.
Contest Ended: March 29th, 2014
|Snowstorm Saturday 12/7/13|
It's that time of year when the white stuff starts falling from the sky. After the last storm warnings (Thanksgiving) and with today's light snow, I'm wondering if the weather people are in bed with the grocery store clerks. I should stop believing in conspiracy theories maybe, and so for today's contest let's create images using snow, OK?
Contest Ended: December 17th, 2013
|Meathead Monday 11/11/13|
Airhead, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, deadhead, dumbhead, dunderhead, fathead, hammerhead, hardhead, knucklehead, loggerhead, lunkhead, pinhead, saphead, shithead, thickhead, woodenhead. All different names for a meathead. Please create images that depict any of the above descriptions for a very dumb person.
Contest Ended: November 22nd, 2013
|Weirdo Wednesday 9/25/13|
Ever get your head stuck up your ass? I'm not sure I can say that I literally have. But I certainly have felt that way. So, your mission in this contest is to mutate the human body however you may feel like.
Contest Ended: October 6th, 2013
|Body Parts 8/6/13|
Two forensic surgeons in the Russian republic of Tatarstan have been questioned in connection with accusations they traded in human body parts. I sure could use a couple items myself, I know my fingers don't work quite as well as they did when I was younger. Create images using body parts in unusual ways, arm chair, foot stool, eardrum or whatever else you can come up with. No Genitalia Please. Also, due to the heavy amount of entries, we are limiting submissions to this contest to 42 entries per member.
Contest Ended: August 22nd, 2013
|Beat The Heat 7/18/13|
A large dome of high pressure in the upper atmosphere has resulted in a very hot and humid week. Temperatures will continue to top out in the low to middle 90s on Friday in most locations from New England to the Mid-Atlantic states. Some cities will surge into the upper 90s to near 100 degrees. Heat index values, at times, may reach into the low-mid 100s. Create images of ways that someone might find relief from the heat.
Contest Ended: July 29th, 2013
|Fairytales And Fables 3/26/13|
Create images that depict a famous fairytale or Fable, sort of like old Humpty Dumpty. Thanks to Hypertaf for the theme picture.
Contest Ended: April 5th, 2013
|Marijuana Marketing 2/25/13|
Oregon Democrat Earl Blumenauer today put forward his legislation allowing states to legalize medical marijuana in an effort to end the confusion surrounding federal pot policy. Please create images of advertisements we might expect to see if Marijuana is someday completely legalized.
Contest Ended: March 7th, 2013
Man, it's been a while since I've thought of Pictionary. That game where you draw pictures on a piece of paper in hopes that a team member can guess a phrase. Much like the answers on the theme image are "dollar sign", "long arm of the law", and "home sick". So, for this contest, open up your favorite image editing software of choice and manually sketch or creatively draw a Pictionary clue.
Contest Ended: March 4th, 2013
|Baby It's Cold Outside 1/20/13|
It is currently 3 degrees Fahrenheit with a wind chill of -24, needless to say I will not be mowing the lawn this weekend. Please create ice filled images.
Contest Ended: January 30th, 2013
|Manipulation Monday 9/3/12|
For today's contest we are asking you to please take this image and alter it in any way that you would like.
Contest Ended: September 8th, 2012
|Confidential Transaction Thursday 8/9/12|
I received this email today.
Hi, I am Cpt. Kelvin Hall an officer of the U.S Army, and I have some items I will need to ship to you.Can you be trusted to handle some serious and confidential transactions? I assure you that this project is 100 percent safe and you are going to gain alot from it. I am willing to share more information about this project with you.Well, after just watching "The Yes Man" yesterday afternoon I was tempted to say, "Sure, why not?". But after further investigation I discovered that the sender was from Ireland. Ireland? I didn't know we had troops in Ireland. So, I figure he must be drunk, lost or both and I hate drunks, I mean, they're always getting lost. Create images of things that a drunken U.S. soldier, lost in Ireland would want to send me.
Please contact me asap.
Contest Ended: August 14th, 2012