|Fairytales And Fables 3/26/13|
Create images that depict a famous fairytale or Fable, sort of like old Humpty Dumpty. Thanks to Hypertaf for the theme picture.
Contest Ended: April 5th, 2013
|Marijuana Marketing 2/25/13|
Oregon Democrat Earl Blumenauer today put forward his legislation allowing states to legalize medical marijuana in an effort to end the confusion surrounding federal pot policy. Please create images of advertisements we might expect to see if Marijuana is someday completely legalized.
Contest Ended: March 7th, 2013
Man, it's been a while since I've thought of Pictionary. That game where you draw pictures on a piece of paper in hopes that a team member can guess a phrase. Much like the answers on the theme image are "dollar sign", "long arm of the law", and "home sick". So, for this contest, open up your favorite image editing software of choice and manually sketch or creatively draw a Pictionary clue.
Contest Ended: March 4th, 2013
|Baby It's Cold Outside 1/20/13|
It is currently 3 degrees Fahrenheit with a wind chill of -24, needless to say I will not be mowing the lawn this weekend. Please create ice filled images.
Contest Ended: January 30th, 2013
|Manipulation Monday 9/3/12|
For today's contest we are asking you to please take this image and alter it in any way that you would like.
Contest Ended: September 8th, 2012
|Confidential Transaction Thursday 8/9/12|
I received this email today.
Hi, I am Cpt. Kelvin Hall an officer of the U.S Army, and I have some items I will need to ship to you.Can you be trusted to handle some serious and confidential transactions? I assure you that this project is 100 percent safe and you are going to gain alot from it. I am willing to share more information about this project with you.Well, after just watching "The Yes Man" yesterday afternoon I was tempted to say, "Sure, why not?". But after further investigation I discovered that the sender was from Ireland. Ireland? I didn't know we had troops in Ireland. So, I figure he must be drunk, lost or both and I hate drunks, I mean, they're always getting lost. Create images of things that a drunken U.S. soldier, lost in Ireland would want to send me.
Please contact me asap.
Contest Ended: August 14th, 2012
|The great toothpick heist. Monday 6/11/12|
I recently read that Athens-Clarke police are trying to track down thieves who stole nearly 400,000 toothpicks from a local toothpick manufacturer.
Six cases of toothpicks went missing from Armond’s Manufacturing Company Inc., 95 Trade St., about two weeks ago, and another seven cases disappeared last weekend. Each case contained 288 packages of 100 toothpicks, which brings the total number of toothpicks to 374,400. That's a lot of toothpicks, what would you do with that many toothpicks. Create images using toothpicks, you can use one toothpick or 400,000.
Contest Ended: June 14th, 2012
|Transgender Tuesday 5/15/12|
Newsweek's cover this week declares that Barack Obama is the "First Gay President," Why did they stop there? If they really wanted to shore up the base they should have declared him the first transgender president. It's in that spirit we ask you to create images of politicians, after a sex change procedure.
Contest Ended: May 20th, 2012
|Full Moon Saturday 5/5/12|
The moon will become full Saturday at 11:35 p.m. EDT. And because this month's full moon coincides with the moon's perigee — its closest approach to Earth — it will also be the year's biggest. As is tradition, my neighbor will stand out in his yard wearing nothing but a towel around his waist, a beer in one hand and a sign in the other that reads, CHOP THIS SH*T. Oh Wait, that will be me. We are asking you to use the moon in an image, in any way you wish.
Contest Ended: May 10th, 2012
|Idiom Tuesday 5/1/12|
What is an idiom? An idiom is a natural manner of speaking to a native speaker of a language. You know, like when pigs fly which means something along the lines of "something that will never ever happen". Here's another site of idioms and other stuff to reference. Your mission is to create an image based on an idiom.
Contest Ended: May 6th, 2012
|Sandcastle Sunday 4/29/12|
It's almost summer here the Northern Hemisphere. That means people will be heading for their summer vacations at the beaches and other various places across the globe. And when I think of beaches, I think of sand and crabs. And sand castles. And beer. But more importantly, sand. So, let's create some images made of sand. Get your shovels in hand and have at it.
Contest Ended: May 3rd, 2012
|Memory Monday 4/23/12|
There are days when I think I've lost my mind. I'll forget to do stuff. Maybe my brain is going on strike or something. Maybe it's not getting enough exercise. Maybe I should give it some more activity by doing some sudoku? I'm not really sure any more what I'm talking about. Anyway, your mission in this one is to simply chop brains. Not in real life, but in the digital one.
Contest Ended: April 28th, 2012
|Moody Monday 3/12/12|
When I run out of beer, the fear of God runs through me. Your mission for this contest is to create images that depict any emotion/mood you can conjure up.
Contest Ended: March 17th, 2012
|Sunday Best 3/4/12|
Sunday best....Noun: a person's best clothes, sometimes regarded as those most suitable for wearing at church. Create images of clothing you might not want to wear to church using odd materials and objects as in the theme image.
Contest Ended: March 8th, 2012
|Mutation Tuesday 2/21/12|
Ever get your head stuck up your ass? I'm not sure I can say that I literally have. But I certainly have felt that way. So, your mission in this contest is to mutate the human body however you may feel like.
Contest Ended: February 25th, 2012
|Smoke Free Sunday 2/12/12|
No, I am not trying to quit smoking. I just thought that it made a good title for a contest. Create images using smoke.
Contest Ended: February 17th, 2012
|Hot Tub Tuesday 2/7/12|
While channel surfing today, I came across a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine. It was your typical time travel movie only dumber but it did appeal to me on a couple levels, I would really enjoy a relaxing soak in a hot tub about now and if I could go back in time to when I could afford to buy a hot tub that would be even better. For today's contest, use a hot tub in an image from a time in the distant past and since this is traditionally the day we have the Tinseltown Tuesday contest, if you could include the face of a famous Hollywood celebrity that would be most excellent.
Contest Ended: February 12th, 2012
|Sunday Stretch 1/1/12|
Find an image of a person (famous or not). Exaggerate one (or more) of the body parts. Cleavage is technically a body part and attracts men (and some women, giggity). Upload that image to this contest and sit back and think of Pinocchio.
Contest Ended: January 6th, 2012
|Strange Gift Sunday 12/25/11|
By now anyone who celebrates Christmas has most likely already given or gotten all their gifts. It seems like every year we get something from someone and we think, what was this person thinking, or maybe you have given a gift to someone as a joke that went just a little bit over their head. Create images of some strange Christmas gifts.
Contest Ended: December 30th, 2011
|Tree Hugger Tuesday 11/29/11|
I originally planned on using this contest for Wood Pile Wednesday or maybe Fireplace Friday but for lack of any better or for that matter any other idea at all, here we are. You may have heard that about a month ago we had a destructive snowstorm move through the northeast. It took down a lot of trees and knocked out power for several days and in some cases over a week. Well, when I was finally able to get off my street and get to a store the first two things I bought were a chainsaw and a splitting maul. Damn!!! My arms are sore, my hands hurt and I have a pile of firewood and no fireplace to burn it in, so please, help me out here. Create images of creative uses for wood or creative fireplaces for the burning of wood.
Contest Ended: December 4th, 2011